I’m so old. How old? I actually remember when phones were for calling people. Well, now here’s a chance to experience that forgotten joy in a major way. Lana Del Rey, the queen of all things vintage, will call fans today that prove they purchased her new album “Lust for Life.”

How many fans? Is it too late? Who knows, but it’s worth a try. Also, the album’s great, but you already know that because it’s your summer jam. Haven’t purchased it yet or are you one of those that absolutely will not talk on the phone? Then help my tweet get some attention.

Lana, the monkey said it best.

Click here to purchase “Lust for Life” on a variety of formats.

Catch Lana Del Rey at the House of Blues San Diego on July 31 and Anaheim on Aug. 1.